(Source: perfectframes)

danieljlayton:

tattooidea:


"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink" 

The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.

SO FRICKIN’ COOL.

danieljlayton:

tattooidea:

"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink" 

The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.

SO FRICKIN’ COOL.

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat)

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

(Source: notalwaysright.com)

sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

(Source: goldenstories)

kaylalallama:

wintersasshole:

Why is the pan even hot? That batter does not looked cooked. Also, WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH A HOT PAN?

The “batter” is actually mini cheesecakes, so that’s why they don’t look like cupcakes/muffins

I TOUCHED A HOT BAKING PAN FOR THE SAKE OF A PUN OKAY I’M PUNSEXUAL

  • kevin feige: believe me, i'd like for black panther and captain marvel to get movies, really i would
  • kevin feige: but what can i do
  • kevin feige: i'm just the marvel studios president of production
bookishboi:

vivyllons:

The bookstore in my town has a racism section in honor of Ferguson and it gives me a lot of hope

whoa

bookishboi:

vivyllons:

The bookstore in my town has a racism section in honor of Ferguson and it gives me a lot of hope

whoa

fuckthesharks:

werewolf—barmitzvah:

stfueverything:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

thenapturalone:

diemeowderkatze:

I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON IS WHITE, I WANT TO FUCKING THROW UP.

(I don’t have a thing against Audrey Kitching, she was just merely and example). 

But this fucking disgusts me right here. It makes me want to say, fuck this country and its racism and double standards. 

I LITERALLY FUCKING CAN NOT

Give her a bullet to the head for walking down the street, minding her own business??  And they think SHE’S the terrorist. 

^bolding for emphasis. 

Okay trigger warning all of these comments are incredibly violent, but my god. I’m ashamed.

politicalsexkitten:

[needs to get laid]

[doesn’t get laid]

politicalsexkitten:

Aesthetic: mobile blogging in bed under the covers past midnight while reblogging everything and having an existential crisis but still thinking you’re cute as heck